It's Friday. Sex?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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