what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
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Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
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passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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