apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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