Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
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She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
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I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
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