I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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