If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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