even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
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Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
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Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
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