ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
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Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
God I need to hump something, right now.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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