why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
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Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
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Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Is Oprah even human
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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