Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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