Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
wow bdsm is so cute
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
