She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
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So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
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I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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