Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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