new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
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birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
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I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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