You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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