I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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