i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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