You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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