And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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