love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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