hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
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