At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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