I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
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I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
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Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
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