He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
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See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
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I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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