I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
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