I don't think brook has ever known best
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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