Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
i think im in europe. pls send help
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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