Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
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