Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
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underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
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Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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