these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
She's the barista slut.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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