Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
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his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
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I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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