White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
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How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
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I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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