I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
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