TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
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