We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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