Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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