I swear she didn't look like that last week.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
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It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
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I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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