I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
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In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
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Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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