I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
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I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
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I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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