I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Randomize
