Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
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Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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