Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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