I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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