After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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