It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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