I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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