This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
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Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
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Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
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