U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
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If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
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I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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