That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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