I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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