There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Send help, water and tortillas.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Randomize
