No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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