I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
he fucked my hip out of place.
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
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