U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
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One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
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But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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