i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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