You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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