it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
Randomize
